I had every intention of going to work today, but when I woke up to chills and body aches I knew it wasn't happening. It didn't matter that I wouldn't get paid for the day - nothing mattered at the moment except more sleep. I called out and proceeded to medicate myself so I could get some more rest.
I woke up three hours later feeling a bit hungry but not sure if I should eat or not. What's that saying: "Starve a cold, feed a fever?" So I tentatively had some crackers and since that went down ok, I added some cheddar cheese. I checked the clock and wondered what I'd be doing at work right now, but then quickly put that thought out of my mind.
I have come to the conclusion - daytime television sucks.